Jul 24 2009
I Hate Bindi Irwin
There’s no point sugarcoating this and act like a hypocrite, so let’s get straight to it: I hate Bindi Irwin. Okay, okay, maybe “hate” is a strong word. Hell, I don’t even know the kid. But something about her just makes me want to pour acetone all over my TV and then bust out a flamethrower. Of course, I don’t own a flamethrower and my TV is kind of expensive, so I’ll stick to blogging for now.
Today is Bindi’s 11th birthday. I couldn’t give a fuck, but there she was anyway when I opened my laptop, right in the latest news popup app.
Yeah, I’m totally using the most unflattering picture I could possibly find, so what?
She’s kind of like Ned Flanders on crack and I can’t help but cringe as soon as she opens her mouth. Today’s birthday celebration included all the ingredients:
- khaki shirt and bottom
- 80’s pig tails
- cheesy thumbs up pose
- Terri, her pimp mom, to orchestrate the whole thing
- at least one microphone was involved
She’s so corny it hurts.
You are just jealous !!! It’s just a girl! I imagine that you’re older! Do not put in the ability of a girl of 11 years! And why the hatred? You do not even know Bindi !! Open your eyes to reality! Do not hate the people and live your life! Learn to love! Take advantage of life and not waste time on hating! Hello? Wake up! Grow up already!
Aaahh! And everyone has flaws! Even You and me!! Stop hating someone who does not even know!
Bindi Irwin DESERVES hatred ! She’s a dirty little sub-human creature that looks like a cross between a baboon and a gremlin (and I apologize to baboons and gremlins, because it isn’t fair for me to compare nice little baboons and gremlins to the likes of Bindi).
bindi is a ferral little animal that should be locked up in australia zoo!!!
what the hell… r u retarted, the girl lost her father and the whole thing was completly in the public eye! u all should be ashamed of ur selves and u could learn alot from her. i think shes beautiful and so is everything she stand for. i am just speechless how fucking rude this whole page is. ur all douche bags and dont deserve to live
Listen to your piece of bitch badly given birth, mare, heart of stone, prostitute, to vos seem to you to hate a girl of only 11 years??. It seems to me that him(her) tenes a lot of envy because assurance that you are a poor indies failed that this only to fuck(pester) the people!! LOSER!! THE TRUTH THAT SOS THE IMMATURE(UNRIPE) ONE WITH ALL THE LETTERS!! To publish it of such a small girl raises hating her it seems to me that sos a negress aborted (I ask for pardon to the blacks) but you are PANSY! That your brain must have the cenbro of a fly!! I HOPE THAT YOU ROT AS SHIT!! BECAUSE THE SHIT HAS TO REMAIN ALONE!
The truth that not for which there are so many bad(wrong) people in the world, but I realized that the major people they believe superior to we (the children). I am going to say to him what they are you the major people they are materialistic, negative, live full of problems ah! And let’s not forget liars, egoristas and metiches! .si you think this way about a baby I can think this way about you!!:P
Ha ha, I really couldn’t agree more. I was actually looking for pics of her for a presentation I am giving (I have to go on a presentation course). The topic we were given was “something you are passionate about”. My presentation: “My passionate hatred of Bindy Irwin.
Your comments have made my day (and I might even steal the “Ned Flanders on crack” comment!).
Nice one!